So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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