And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
