He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
this will be a night to untag.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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