I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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