also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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