:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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