There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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