I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
