is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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