evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Duck Duck Cougar?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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