real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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