So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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