Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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