I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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