i just had sex bonerless
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
