Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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