dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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