Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Randomize
