So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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