This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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