I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I believe in your delicious
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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