note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Send help, water and tortillas.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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