O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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