you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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