good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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