I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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