i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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