And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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