so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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