I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
