How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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