Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
