Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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