$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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