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listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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