im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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