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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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