kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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