I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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