just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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