and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My dick has a subreddit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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