If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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