Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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