Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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