His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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