The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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