their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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