I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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