I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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