Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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