she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
