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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
