My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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